Ratchetesque

i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

Lak OMG:

- Ask me shit but READ the damn FAQ first, shit!
- Follow my Food Blog - Carnaldish

FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE
Recent Tweets @kanYeBreast
Posts tagged "welp"
abaldwin360:

Always relevant.

abaldwin360:

Always relevant.

(via marfmellow)

and there it is. you hear that @BIGKRIT??

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Your life must be filled with such incredible loneliness, if your only joy comes from destroying everyone else’s happiness. It’s so sad, Mayor Mills, because despite what you think, it won’t make you happy. It’s only going to leave a giant hole in your heart.

WELP!!!!!!

(via cariosity)

*sips water*

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

harbingeroffuckery:

theskinnyblackgirl:

jerseyjezebel:

(via Wall Photos)

Just need a little respect, folks. 

numbs. 1 and 12 esp.  thanks

all of this.

totallynotablogger:

TALK ABOUT IT!

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

kyssthis16:

eudaimonichappiness:

good man 

BOOM. 

simple.

WELPFORD WELPINGTON WELPJUICE JR.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and there it is

(via brightl-deactivated20120422)

wordstrappedinmythroat:

Ladies, we all think we the bomb at it, but here are some tips that might improve what you already do. You really can’t go wrong with trying it..lol

#rule1 LOVE what you’re sucking!

#rule2 relax. it’s just a dick. it aint gonna ruin your credit….UNLESS YOU LET IT!!!

#rule3

wordstrappedinmythroat:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

realest shit ever

(via crissle)