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Posts tagged "waffles"
Butter Pecan Waffles with Spiced Bourbon Whipped Cream

*sigh* you gotta make these..

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RECIPE: After Sex Waffles yes i did. this is a quick and easy recipe that you can make in less than 15 minutes after some good, vigorous lovin…provided you still have a little energy ;) This is a “lazy” recipe, so use your favorite waffle recipe or mix…I used this mix by Stonewall Kitchen (it’s my favorite mix ever) but use whatever you have. This recipe is delicious and perfect for snuggling up in bed and eating together after a long, hot n heavy session. They make look like regular waffles, but the surprise is inside…there’s an occasional bite of chocolate accented with a tiny bit of cinnamon and fresh vanilla beans, then there’s the salty bite of the pancetta (or bacon) mmmm. Sooooo yummy, and perfect for sharing then falling asleep in each others arms….or gettin it on again <3 Waffles *your favorite waffle mix or recipe* (I used Stonewall Kitchen and it makes 2 belgian sized waffles or 3 to 4 regular sized waffles) Add-in’s: 1 tsp vanilla extract 1 pinch of cinnamon 2 tbsp chocolate chips (i used Ghirardelli milk chocolate chips) 1 vanilla bean (optional, if you’re not using a vanilla bean, add 1/2 tsp more of vanilla extract) toppings: softened butter (i used whipped butter) fresh strawberries or raspberries (i used strawberries) whipped cream (i made fresh homemade whipped cream with 1 cup cold heavy cream, 1 1/2 tbsp granulated sugar, 1/2 tsp vanilla extract. whip on the highest speed until soft peaks form — you can use the shit in the can if you want) 1 tsp chopped bacon or pancetta pieces (optional - i used pancetta) warm maple syrup Directions: 1. Prepare the waffle mixture according to their respective recipe directions. Fold all add-in ingredients into your waffle batter without overmixing and cook according to your waffle iron’s instructions. 2. Top with softened butter and lightly drizzle warm maple syrup all over the waffle. If your maple syrup is warm it will soak in beautifully without making the waffle soggy. Top with your strawberries, whipped cream and bacon or pancetta pieces, grab 2 forks and eat this in bed with your loved one. 3. Have more sex if you feel like it ;) #nomnomsafely ;)

RECIPE: After Sex Waffles

yes i did.

this is a quick and easy recipe that you can make in less than 15 minutes after some good, vigorous lovin…provided you still have a little energy ;) This is a “lazy” recipe, so use your favorite waffle recipe or mix…I used this mix by Stonewall Kitchen (it’s my favorite mix ever) but use whatever you have. This recipe is delicious and perfect for snuggling up in bed and eating together after a long, hot n heavy session. They make look like regular waffles, but the surprise is inside…there’s an occasional bite of chocolate accented with a tiny bit of cinnamon and fresh vanilla beans, then there’s the salty bite of the pancetta (or bacon) mmmm. Sooooo yummy, and perfect for sharing then falling asleep in each others arms….or gettin it on again <3

Waffles

  • *your favorite waffle mix or recipe* (I used Stonewall Kitchen and it makes 2 belgian sized waffles or 3 to 4 regular sized waffles)

Add-in’s:

  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 pinch of cinnamon
  • 2 tbsp chocolate chips (i used Ghirardelli milk chocolate chips)
  • 1 vanilla bean (optional, if you’re not using a vanilla bean, add 1/2 tsp more of vanilla extract)

toppings:

  • softened butter (i used whipped butter)
  • fresh strawberries or raspberries (i used strawberries)
  • whipped cream (i made fresh homemade whipped cream with 1 cup cold heavy cream, 1 1/2 tbsp granulated sugar, 1/2 tsp vanilla extract. whip on the highest speed until soft peaks form — you can use the shit in the can if you want)
  • 1 tsp chopped bacon or pancetta pieces (optional - i used pancetta)
  • warm maple syrup

Directions:

1. Prepare the waffle mixture according to their respective recipe directions. Fold all add-in ingredients into your waffle batter without overmixing and cook according to your waffle iron’s instructions.

2. Top with softened butter and lightly drizzle warm maple syrup all over the waffle. If your maple syrup is warm it will soak in beautifully without making the waffle soggy. Top with your strawberries, whipped cream and bacon or pancetta pieces, grab 2 forks and eat this in bed with your loved one.

3. Have more sex if you feel like it ;)

#nomnomsafely ;)

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chocolate chip waffles <3

(would’ve been even more bomb w/ fresh berries but i didn’t have any)

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