how to fuck in the car
(via missbreyonna)
this is so real
(via cupcakesclothesconvo)
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Under the Booty
“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”
I CANT EVEN FUCKIN BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
I’M A NINJA BITCH
YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME
I’M A NINJA BITCH
YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE MEI’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA
I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAI’M A SHADOW NIGGA (WHAT!)
I’M A GHOST BITCH (WHAT!)
AM I EVEN HERE? (YEAH!)
I’M NOT EVEN HERE (I CAN ACTUALLY SEE YOU PRETTY PLAINLY!)WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HEREGET OFF MY LAP NIGGA
GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA
I’M TRYING TO KILL YOU
GET OFF MY LAP NIGGAGood. Fucking. Bye.
(via freshaig)
Starships were meant to fllyyyyy…. - Nicki Minaj
LMFAOOOOO
yall play too damn much
(via teriyakiweave)
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shopped, but still funny
(via cariosity)
LMAO
My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.
Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this.
Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again.
i….nevermind
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!