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i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

Lak OMG:

- Ask me shit but READ the damn FAQ first, shit!
- Follow my Food Blog - Carnaldish

FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE

Recipes

Recent Tweets @kanYeBreast

Posts tagged "fuckshit"

fat bitch in Burger King crying over a bacon sundae smh

(via geekscoutcookies)

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

fuckshit

how to fuck in the car

(via missbreyonna)

this is so real

(via cupcakesclothesconvo-deactivate)

fuckshit

cholafied:

Chola Adele aka Lonely Gurl

(via cariosity)

notesonascandal:

YES KITTEH! YES!!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

yourstrulyunbelievable:

les-artiste:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

Download

I CANT EVEN FUCKIN BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via completelyperfectlyincandescent)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

omg

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

untanglingthewebwewove:

needlesslycrunk:

I’M A NINJA BITCH
YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME
I’M A NINJA BITCH
YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME

I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA
I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA

I’M A SHADOW NIGGA (WHAT!)
I’M A GHOST BITCH (WHAT!)
AM I EVEN HERE? (YEAH!)
I’M NOT EVEN HERE (I CAN ACTUALLY SEE YOU PRETTY PLAINLY!)

WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE
WAIT DON’T SIT RIGHT HERE

GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA
GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA
I’M TRYING TO KILL YOU
GET OFF MY LAP NIGGA

Good. Fucking. Bye.