Ratchetesque

i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

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1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
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6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE
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Posts tagged "chug puppy"

meet Coco. a feisty, hilarious, SPOILED, already protective 1.75lb 10wk old “Chug” (Chihuahua/Pug mix). She’s a lively early birthday gift from my boyfriend, who was there with me thru my super tough ordeal with Ruben. I didn’t want another dog so soon, but when he sent me her picture and told me she was a rescue, I knew I had to have her. I’ve only had her for a few days, but she’s been a complete joy. She’s kept me on my feet and I know I’m in for some serious, yet adorable terror in the months and years ahead lol. She’s definitely gonna be a handful. I’ve never had a puppy this young before, so this is a learning experience for me. I absolutely love her already. She sleeps all up in my boobs and makes THE CUTEST little whimpering sounds — oh my god! Coco definitely already loves her mommy and refuses to leave my side. I know I shouldn’t spoil her this young, but it’s hard not to. But I have to learn to put my foot down with her so she doesn’t pick up bad habits later on. Ruben would be proud that I’m passing along the same love I had for him, onto another adorable rescue. But like I said, she’s a handful lol…so pray for me!!