Ratchetesque

im 23, female and never masturbated before any advice on how-tos?

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:45:42 -0400

what does pretty pussy look like? This may sound weird but i think mine is ugly. How can i make it pretty?

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:25:27 -0400

in order for your vagina to be pretty, it has to look like Amber Rose’s. if it doesn’t, it’s ugly as fuck. try vaginoplasty.

What do u use on your skin for everyday

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:23:26 -0400

in the morning i wash my face with Murad’s Clarifying Cleanser. then follow up w/ the rest of the line (toner, moisturizer, etc.). I use Philosophy’s Hope in a Jar moisturizer at night.

as far as makeup, the only thing i use now (and have been for the past 3 years, is MAC Mineralized Skinfinish in Dark. its extremely light coverage, i don’t need much. my face doesn’t get nearly as oily as it used to since i’ve been using my Clarisonic. my pores have shrunken dramatically.

I am 22 and I am dating a 36 year old (with 4 kids). Recently, I found out that he was having sex with his ' best friend ' for about two months before we were officially together. We were still talking though. She approached me and told me what happened, and said " he told me he loved you and that you would always come before me" and my response was " so u kept fucking him?"....i'm saying all this to say that he apologized. she has a new man. but i'm still hurt. how do I move past this?

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:26:43 -0400

quick question, is your father in your life at all, and do you have a great relationship with him?

You boo mind of you fuck girls too, or nah?

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:10:38 -0400

you cook a bunch of yummy amazing food that i am definitely going to try to recreate since i love your blog & im trying to learn how to cook and not to mention the fact that i feel like your my best friend in my head ( you're HILARIOUS ) But how do you keep your figure nice? Do you workout or have some sort of regimen? Or are you just blessed with great Genes?

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:07:32 -0400

Show dem nipples

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:55:17 -0400

Not really a question, but, as fine as your are I think I would have a great time just hanging out with you. You seem so open and honest, you're funny as hell, and you make big ass chocolate chip cookies! lol (Though the thought of motorboating your tits would cross my mind)

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:52:13 -0400

Your cleavage is AMAZING!!!

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:43:17 -0400

There's this guy who I think is GORGEOUS but I'm too punk to approach and even say hi. Any tips for letting a guy know you're interested/ approaching them? I'm accustomed to the guy hitting me up.

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:39:48 -0400

how bout this, i know a bunch of single and willing women who’d love to take a swing at his balls…either give me his info so i can pass it along to them OR man up and ask that man out!

Are you more sexually aroused by a man who is clean cut, shaved dressed up. Or do you like your men with that edgy scruffy kinda look? Which do you find more attractive strictly sexually and why?

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:38:26 -0400

i like niggas who do this

Will you watch me stroke my 10 inches for you?

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:35:20 -0400

Ever been with someone of the same sex?

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:29:30 -0400

Can I eat ur pussy while u sit on my face??

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:26:38 -0400

What advice would you give to someone who feels the love fading in a relationship? We're bickering about little things more, and things just don't feel the same. We're coming up on our 2nd year anniversary and I want to make things right, even if its just on my end.

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:13:44 -0400

you gotta find ways to get the spark back that remind each other why you fell in love in the first place. relationships, no matter how great they are, can always dull once two people get comfortable and remain stagnant. you start arguing over little shit, fussing over nothing, being annoyed by each other, it can be a mess. trust me, i’ve been there. even with my current boyfriend. but our friendship is really what held us together thru our mini rough patch.

most importantly, tell her how you feel. sit her down and tell her that you miss what you had and want it back, that you’re tired of the arguing, you just wanna be happy and work on things. if she says she wants to work on shit too, then boom. you’ve already jumped the first major hurdle. if she shows no interest in saving the relationship, then it’s time to move on. sometimes things fade if the foundation isn’t that strong — not saying your foundation isn’t strong, but if it is, it’s worth saving. two people who may not get along for a short period of time, but still love each other deeply and both want things to get better, can’t be stopped.

So a year ago I found myself really attracted to this chick that works at the gym I train at so I decided to ask her out and was rejected, and I was fine with that especially since due to some circumstances I didn't see her for a year. The issue now is that after linking up again and talking maybe 4x a week on average I see we share a lot in common and I found myself really liking her again. I wanna ask her out again, but I'm not sure if I should I should try and initiate again or just let it be

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:00:18 -0400

when you guys talk, does she ever initiate the conversation? meaning, does she call you or text you FIRST?

if she does, go for it.

if she doesn’t, i still say go for it, but be slick about it. next time yall are talkin and vibin, ask her if she’s seen a movie or gone to an event/show/concert/whateverthefuck that you both might be interested in, then invite her along.

for example:

you: “Hey Bonquisha, wassup girl, what you doin?”

her: “Hey Anferknee, chillin, watchin a movie, how are you?”

you: “Oh i’m good, what movie you watchin?”

her: “Some Tyler Perry shit, its pretty wack tho. I’d rather be watching something funny.”

you: “Yeah I’m a big fan of comedies, have you seen The Campaign? It’s hilarious, you should check it out”

her: “Oh I love that movie! I’m a huge Will Farrell fan!”

you: “Oh word? well you know Anchorman 2 comin out soon, you wanna go check it out with me?”

her: “Sure, i’d love to!”

her: “Nah, I gotta wash my hair. Thanks anyway though.”

sometimes women reject a man all based on surface shit. how he approached us initially, or whatever, we can say no quite easily. then we can later get to know that same person and feel stupid for rejecting him. just ask her out again, but don’t be weird and nervous about it. if she says no, then you know for CERTAIN, that she just isn’t into you and you can focus on a lady who wants your attention and company. swallow your pride and go for it.

Any ideas on how to stop people from naming their kids adjectives? This grown ass nigga on the bus was too proud of calling himself Sincere, last night. He was trying to sell his shitty copy of Iron Man 3 to folks.

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:51:25 -0400

lol niggas gonna nig. what can ya do *shrug*

I don't treat my mom great, but not awful either. She's lied to me an my siblings and put us in situations where we needed her and she's bailed. Moreover, she's had men live with us and we had to watch them beat the $#!t out of her and break our property. I don't talk to her an avoid her. Now, how does the requirement of how men treat their mothers apply for women looking to be in a relationship with me?

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:50:43 -0400

i can’t speak for all women. i’ve had family members go thru a very similar situation, and i’ll tell you this, if you don’t stop the cycle and begin some kind of healing process, it will never get better and when your mother is finally gone, you will regret it for the rest of your life. forgiveness isn’t easy, but it’s freeing as fuck. have a sit down with your mom and tell her how you feel. get your mom some help, because there’s clearly an underlying issue here. you love her, so try to help her. what was her situation like w/ her mom (and/or dad)? stop being angry and start moving towards forgiveness. i know thats so much easier said than done, i know that, but its really what has to happen. a female cousin of mine watched her mom get beat by her man, abandoned by men, you name it, and put them last a few times all because she was lonely. a woman with low self esteem (who also has kids) can be a dangerous thing. now my cousin is going thru a very similar cycle of aintshit men, all because she’s lonely and quite frankly, just like her mom (my aunt). its a vicious cycle, and my biggest fear is that my nieces will go thru the same shit. you’re obviously grown enough to step into your mother’s life and give her the hard cold truth, so that maybe you two can patch up your relationship. you’re angry at her, you haven’t forgiven her, and you’re obviously hurt and although i understand why, i just think it’s best to move towards the healing process rather than cut her out of your life altogether. avoiding a parent is hard and hurtful for both parties. don’t give up on her. that’s what everyone else has done to her, most likely. you will feel a serious weight lifted off your shoulders knowing that you did all you could to try. its all about compassion. as far as how women react to YOU, it depends on your attitude towards the situation with your mom. if you meet a girl and you explain your situation with your mom, she should be understanding and stand by your side to help guide you thru this pain. but if you constantly put your mom down, and act like she aint shit, therefore no woman can be shit, most women will stray from this behavior because it shows that you are unable to forgive and fix your problems. dont think i’m trying to tell you how to live your life, but trust me, i know relationships with mothers and/or fathers can be stressful. it’s a knife that can cut a child’s soul so deep, but you only get ONE mother. so try. i’ve dated one man who had an ill relationship with his parents, and at first i didn’t think it would have any reflection on OUR relationship, but it did. his inability to forgive his parents, was later taken out on me. after that, i vowed to only deal with men who have a DECENT relationship with their parents, can call them on mothers/fathers day, birthdays, and not harbor any serious bitterness. your parents aren’t perfect, mine damn sure aren’t, and sometimes they can learn more from US than we learn from them. sometimes kids can be emotionally and mentally stronger than their parents. be the bigger person. even if this means your relationship with your mom will never be the same, at least try to be on calm civil and respectful terms. again, i know thats hard as fuck to do, but it’s part of growing up. any woman who falls in love with you will see this kinda growth and cherish you even more than you thought possible. and if she doesn’t, fuck it, you’ll find one that does. just don’t wear your bitterness on your sleeve, because not too many women are attracted to that.

so i'm bisexual and have been in a complicated situation with a girl for the last two years. since i've left high school i've found it difficult to meet men that i connect with but the same is never true for womens. long term i would like to be in a relationship with a man, but if i can't even meet one how am i ever going to escape the wrath of vagina?! lol. how do i change up this pattern and meet great guys as well as girls?

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:55:20 -0400

anytime someone isn’t meeting someone they think they should be with, its because that person needs to change their approach. i don’t know what your approach is. i don’t know if you’re sitting back waiting for the right guy to fall into your lap, but this is 2013 and i hate to break it to you, but that shit just aint gon happen lol. everyone has basic requirements for another mate (ie: must have a job, not be a serial killer, etc.) but if you have petty requirements, you’ll hold yourself back from being happy, because NO man (or woman) is perfect. instead focus on who makes you feel good. who makes you happy. who you can’t wait to spend time with. who you vibe with. who you enjoy being around. it won’t always be the most gorgeous man in the world, or the most well-endowed, but focus on his character. dont compare him to a woman because that just aint realistic. appreciate him for who he is, and maybe you’ll find yourself falling in love. there are simple ways to see if a man is worth the effort. how does he treat his mom? other women? his kids (if he’s got’em), is he hardworking? is he a protector? these are core characteristics that will tell you how you’ll be treated in the long-run. don’t date anyone who has baggage and hasn’t healed from it, or is still bitter and jaded from a previous relationship. stay away from the “bitches aint shit” type of guys, they were meant to be lonely and its a waste of your time. but if you approach a man already telling yourself “this aint gonna work, we have nothing in common” then you won’t ever be happy. sometimes you gotta let your walls down to see the bright side. my boyfriend and i, we built our relationship off our friendship, and thats why we’re so incredibly close and inseparable now.

you can meet a good man that you can connect with, you just have to take each man as an individual case, and not think they’re all the same, because they’re not. if you go for superficial qualities, you’ll get a superficial, meaningless, boring relationship that just won’t last.

What advice would you give someone who's trying to break into selling their own baked goods online ?I've been thinking about it for a while now, but the fear of not knowing how well it will be recieved is what's holding me back. Were you scared at any point during this process?

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:37:51 -0400

do you believe in your own product? you need to if you don’t. i repeat. YOU HAVE. TO BELIEVE. IN YOUR OWN. PRODUCT! if nobody has tried your treats, pass them around. let folks (not family or friends, because they’ll be biased) taste them and give you honest feedback. if enough people dig it, let them help you to immobilize a demand so that you can sell your goodies online. this is why networking is so important. if you want feedback from other bakers who’ve done this for a while, send samples to them and get their honest feedback. they’re critique you positively so that you improve your product and maximize your sales. get licensed before you do anything, btw. that’s important.

was i scared? honestly, i wasn’t and i’ll tell you why. i set my expectations extremely low. i legit prepared to, and thought i’d only do about 10 sales a week and that was gonna be JUST fine by me. i approached this with supreme humility lol. but little would i know, nearly 3 months later, i’ve done over 500 orders. it’s crazy. so dont have any huge expectations. i didnt. and even though i may sell out quickly each week, i still don’t have huge expectations. start very small, so that if you suffer a loss, it wont be damaging at all. my biggest problem right now is that i don’t have enough manpower to supply the demand, which is a good problem to have, but it still sucks because i’d love to be able to fulfill every order but i just cant. i do this all alone. yes there are tons of people who sell baked goods online, but if you let that discourage you, you’ve already lost. it’s like going to a mall and only expecting one store to sell clothing or one store to sell phones. but is that realistic? no, because there’s always tons of stores in the same mall selling the same product but there’s something different about each store, and each store is filled with willfully paying customers. its called variety. everybody’s treats will taste different, so find the one thing that sets your product apart and push it. link up with bloggers or other online bakers and try to do giveaways, that allows total strangers to try your treats and if they love’em, they will be back. there are lots of people in the baked goods community who embrace each other, supprt each other, and help each other. get to know them.

bottom line, just do it. instead of focusing on the possibility of you failing, focus on the possibility of succeeding. believe in yourself. you may shock yourself with how well you do.