Ratchetesque

i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

Lak OMG:

- Ask me shit but READ the damn FAQ first, shit!
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FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Resha! I need your help, Me and my man havent had sex in a long time theres no where to do it, his house his mums always there and mine my sis is always here and neither of us are in the position have cars [we are in our 20s just life hands u hard situations]. We normally go to hotels and stuff but havent been for a long time, where can we do it? i dont want him to lose interest, it doesnt bother him but it bothers me what do i do?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

suck his dick in the kitchen on a hand stand while opening a can of pork n beans with your toes.

that’ll spice things up.

Answer
  1. lucidrebellion said: Lmao. I need sleep after that.
  2. kanyebreast posted this
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