Ratchetesque

i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

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FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
can i ask for advice? i've been involved with my ex off and on for many years. it seems like no matter who we are with we always end up together sexually. it's a strong attraction that refuses to go away. he loves me still but refuses to give me his heart completely because of our difficult past. what should i do?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

he loves that pussy. if a man wants to be with you, he’ll be with you. period. but you keep giving him ass…so uhh, i think the expression goes “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”

not calling you a cow lol. but still. you’re a guaranteed fuck for him. don’t mean to be harsh but it is what it is. if you already know he won’t give you a relationship or whatever it is you want, why give it up? either keep them legs closed or get your heart broken all over again and again.

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