Ratchetesque

i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

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FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Hi Resha! So this question is unconventional, but I'm moving to DC really soon and I'm currently searching for good places to stay for a reasonable price ($380-$450) do you have anything in mind?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

hmm lets see for that price, you’ll find yourself in a nice, cozy partially ventilated 3x8 ft cardboard box, with 2 socks to rest your head on, and an industrial pot to piss in. if you want it to be portable, that’ll be extra.

good luck.

Answer
  1. suregenius said: You can’t even get a college apartment for that low ass budget
  2. wheresmydrinkheaux said: Better raise that price up by $100 and try Georgia
  3. beautifulcurare said: ROTFLMAO
  4. devonsavage said: ba-haha!
  5. weaponsofmassdistraction said: You can’t even find a spot in Hartford, CT for those crumbs… Damn, DC though?
  6. classyfablo said: Where in the US can you find a place for that price, let alone DC?
  7. lanyg said: that must’ve been a play question… -_-
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