Ratchetesque

i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

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FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
have you ever had an ex that seemed bitter because you're gone? mine does. for somebody that swears he's "so much better off without me" and "has a new love that gives him everything he wants"; the hatred is strong as fuck toward me. i actually avoid certain places so i don't run into him/them.
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

if he really moved on, he wouldn’t feel the need to throw shit in your face. he’d be too busy enjoying his new girl. but since he’s still mad, your best “revenge” is to GENUINELY live and enjoy your life as normal and not give a single fuck what he has to say about it.

also, if you were truly over him, u wouldn’t give a fuck how childish he’s being ;)

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