Ratchetesque

i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

Lak OMG:

- Ask me shit but READ the damn FAQ first, shit!
- Follow my Food Blog - Carnaldish

FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE
Recent Tweets @kanYeBreast

luckythinks91:

ethereal-eyes:

nikkihazel:

suckmesleezi:

private-revolution:

thegoddamazon:

rastagaljamaican:

blacktemple:

livinevitaloca:

he’s black ass hell…..he’s sexy as well


I always reblog this, his dark ass

i love his skin

i know this niggas dick is blacker than a turned-off tv and i’d love to hold it. with my mouth <3

(via cariosity)

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