Ratchetesque

i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

Lak OMG:

- Ask me shit but READ the damn FAQ first, shit!
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FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE
Recent Tweets @kanYeBreast
Your white cheddar polenta and cheddar biscuits had my girlfriend losing her mind on our anniversary. I'm ready to deem you a saint.
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

LMFAO Confession Bear!

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
so you cook, have a banging body, and you have a great sense of humor? marry me asap! lol
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

how big is your dick?

Asker Anonymous Asks:
do you think him asking to nut on your face is disrespectful?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

no. if anything he’s doing you a favor. that shit is great for the skin. think of it as the cheapest anti-aging cream ever.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
is krit a respective dude to his female fans? I met Big Sean & was so disappointed, he was trying to get as much groupies as he could :(
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

VERY.

krit doesn’t treat you like a ho, he treats u like family. 

What's your favorite tracks on Big K.R.I.T. new mixtape?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

i’m weird, i dont listen to any of KRIT’s music on a song by song basis. i listen to them as whole projects, which is why every song ends up being my favorite…

HOWEVER, My Trunk got my booty TURNT UP, and i really love how Life is a Gamble makes me feel. Multi til the Sun Die, the violins make me emotional…

but, i love the entire project. its so perfectly southern.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
would the universe explode if krit and bun b ever made a project together?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

i dunno about the rest of the universe, but my vagina would stay wet til im dead.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
What is BIG KRIT like in person? Is he a sweetheart?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

he’s everything. very sweet. very kind. extremely humble. smiley. generous. adorable as fuck. focused. he zones out before he performs. appreciates his fans. and he’s hilarious.

great guy.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Hi Resha. You're so gorgeous 💋 but my question is how do you forgive someone who broke your heart repeatedly but you have to still be around them? (We have lots of mutual friends and attend the same school NO ESCAPE FROM HER 😔) -LethalHoney💋
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

thank you <3

forgiveness is the quickest way to heal, so that’s up to you. easier said than done, i know, but its really true. one day you’ll just wake up and say “wait, why am i wasting my time being mad, when i should just be living my life and continue to be happy?”…then you’ll feel stupid as fuck for wasting so much time being mad at someone who isn’t really worth the energy. you’ll feel stronger and be in control of your feelings if you decide to forgive. stop allowing this person to hurt you repeatedly. i give people 2 chances to show me who they really are before they’re cut off, or set way to the side. “examine what you tolerate”. you don’t have to kiss their ass. just be above the petty shit, be civil if need be, but move on and let it go.

let. it. go. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
27 yr old virgin again. No i'm not a hoe lmao, I've never even cuddled before. Long story short, I started talking to an NFL player and i'm scared that since I'm a relationship retard this might not go far. Btw I'm waiting till marriage
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

why haven’t you cuddled anyone tho? like, that’s just a simple exchange of affection. if you haven’t even so much as hugged a guy, don’t you think maybe you should hash out your intimacy issues before pursuing ANY relationship? because if you don’t you’re in for a world of hurt. you should really scale it back and deal with whatever fears you’re obviously having, and THEN jump into a relationship when you’re ready to give yourself to someone who deserves it, and share your love with them (if it gets to that point). waiting til marriage is one thing, but most people who do wait for marriage have at least hugged a guy for an extended amount of time, and show their love in other ways. i’m definitely not judging you, but i do think you should get yourself emotionally ready to go there with a guy before he thinks you’re a weirdo. also, if i were you, i’d try to date guys who shared my same issues. if you’re waiting for marriage, maybe try finding a guy who’s also doing the same. depending on how they feel about you, even if they aren’t a virgin, they may wait for you…but that’s a big maybe.

Asker thatkyle Asks:
I didn't have anything to ask you. Can I just have a reaction pic please?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I'm scarred from what I've been through and what I've seen men do to women. I want to be optimistic but I live in Atlanta, and most of the guys here are gay or married and or ain't shit..what should I do? Should I move?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

you’re never gonna find a good guy with that perspective. if you’re scarred, fine, but get over that first before you try to initiate anything with a new guy. because you’ll just punish a new guy based on you being scarred from the last. not all guys are the same. there are TONS of good ones. i know plenty of great ones. they ARE out there. you just have to fuck with who you vibe with, and never approach a relationship with a set of rules and regulations or immature requirements. sometimes you vibe with someone you never thought you’d go for. just live and enjoy a guy for who he is, be yourself, be open to love. if you don’t think you deserve an amazing man, you won’t get one. and stop letting niggas destroy you, you’re a woman, you’re tougher than you think.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Yeah, I had marathon dick too. My suggestion: go to GNC and get this product called... Horny Goat Weed. I'm serious. You're welcome.
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:
Asker Anonymous Asks:
Where did you obtain your culinary skills? School? Family? Experimenting?
kanyebreast kanyebreast Said:

family and experimenting, and reading hella cookbooks.