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i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

Lak OMG:

- Ask me shit but READ the damn FAQ first, shit!
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FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE

Recipes

Recent Tweets @kanYeBreast

Anonymous Asks:

I love your blog and twitter...you're so freaky and funny you're like the cool older sister I always wanted ! Anyways I have a question for you, sis. I'm 23 and never had a boyfriend. This shit is whack. Dudes approach me and we'll start talking but all they want to do is fuck and they tell me this like after 2 days...every nigga I've talked too...I don't think I give off that vibe. I'm a super nice girl. what you think I should do?

kanyebreast Said:

i think its about time you buss some slob on a niggas knob and get it over with boo.

you gotta realize something. men around your age group….actually, men around ANY age group, but especially your age group, are horny as fuck. they’re sprung into the world ready to fuck anything w/ a big butt and a smile. of course they want love too, but that usually comes a little later. my suggestion is that you get to know a guy, focus on enjoying each other, allow him time to get to know you on a deeper level, then have him tear yo ass up in bed later. just don’t expect every relationship to last, cuz most won’t. you gotta go thru a couple bad ones to appreciate the good ones tho.

Anonymous Asks:

how tall are you

kanyebreast Said:

tall enough to ride

holding Coco like Blue Ivy so she can be great

them hips

so cute

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

LMFAO!

sinnamonscouture:

Rita Ora Covers ELLE’s Women In Music May 2013 Issue

WORK BITCH!!!!!

whydoesbhaveapage Asks:

Your white cheddar polenta and cheddar biscuits had my girlfriend losing her mind on our anniversary. I'm ready to deem you a saint.

kanyebreast Said:

tears

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

LMFAO Confession Bear!

(via meme-spot)

Anonymous Asks:

so you cook, have a banging body, and you have a great sense of humor? marry me asap! lol

kanyebreast Said:

how big is your dick?

Anonymous Asks:

do you think him asking to nut on your face is disrespectful?

kanyebreast Said:

no. if anything he’s doing you a favor. that shit is great for the skin. think of it as the cheapest anti-aging cream ever.

Anonymous Asks:

is krit a respective dude to his female fans? I met Big Sean & was so disappointed, he was trying to get as much groupies as he could :(

kanyebreast Said:

VERY.

krit doesn’t treat you like a ho, he treats u like family.

whiskeyxmouth Asks:

What's your favorite tracks on Big K.R.I.T. new mixtape?

kanyebreast Said:

i’m weird, i dont listen to any of KRIT’s music on a song by song basis. i listen to them as whole projects, which is why every song ends up being my favorite…

HOWEVER, My Trunk got my booty TURNT UP, and i really love how Life is a Gamble makes me feel. Multi til the Sun Die, the violins make me emotional…

but, i love the entire project. its so perfectly southern.

Anonymous Asks:

would the universe explode if krit and bun b ever made a project together?

kanyebreast Said:

i dunno about the rest of the universe, but my vagina would stay wet til im dead.