July 2011
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Jul 1st
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leahthaldose asked: Resha i CRIED!!! those trey songz cant be friends lyrics made me fall off my bed!! you're awesome!!!
Jul 1st
June 2011
Anonymous asked: can you please write the lyrics to one of Trey Songz songs? I'm always in stitches when you type that mess...I hope I don't get fired today
Jun 30th
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YolieTheJew: luckylobos: This happened to me not... →
luckylobos: This happened to me not just once but twice. No matter how many times I tried to explain things that it was an accident and I dialed the wrong number and that I was initially trying to call my friend that lived in D.C. I just couldn’t… i laughed so hard at this smh
Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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Falling asleep on the train/bus...
cocoakiss: tokyoxdc: cookiedoughremix: Expectation: Reality: i don’t know why i just died lol plane too
Jun 29th
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dougneversleeps asked: Does It Bother You When People Type Like This? I Don't Really Understand How Anyone Could Stand Hitting Shift Before Every Word. My Brain Hurts Now.
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: Ha He Might Not Be Able To Handle All You Got Girl !!
Jun 29th
Anonymous asked: How Is Your Day Going Beautiful?
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: Would You Let LowKey Get Ya JuiceBox Wet?
Jun 29th
deveninanewdress-deactivated201 asked: ma'am, please don't use that kanye gif on me.
i just wanna say i like your recipes, and i'ma make those vanilla bean cupcakes.
they appeal to the fat kid in me.
that is all.
Jun 29th
Anonymous asked: Do you believe in God?
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: so I wanna know when can I come over and eat some of that good ol ReeshaCuisine?? (I cant wait for no restaurant and I'm lazy as shit)
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: Will you frost my cupcakes? (shimmies DDD's)
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: How Wet Does Ya Juice Box Get? ;)
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: you need your own cooking show! actually make that a topless cooking show... *cha-ching*
Jun 29th
Anonymous asked: Did you buy Beyonce's album 4 yesterday?
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: What would one have to do, to get next to you?
Jun 29th
rodneysince1981 asked: I'll wife yo ass on sight.
Jun 29th
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osama-jetlagging asked: i saw on your page that you have recipes for vanilla bean cupcakes and lemons and vanilla bean pancakes, but i don;t know how to get the recipes. Can i pleeasseeee have them? =)
Jun 29th
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joeschmuckwhatthefuck-deactivat asked: I notice you utilize vanilla beans in quite a few of your recipes.

That gives me hope.

Thank you.
Jun 29th
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Going places while on your period:
ALL OF THIS!
Jun 29th
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking for a...
thatbitchgotmustache:     WHERE DO I SIGN UP???
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: Rub Them Sexy Breast In My Face Any Day (In A Big Krit Voice)
Jun 29th
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callherhoney asked: I love you and your recipes and I'm wondering if you've ever thought of opening your own restaurant? Also, do you have any good recipes for fried chicken?
Jun 29th
Anonymous asked: This isn't a question, but I have to tell you that I just made those cheddar bay biscuits using your recipe... BLISSFUL. My stomach and my mom thank you.
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: yeah, but..... have you ever actually have a lesbian experience? like more than kissing and sucking titties, nshit.
Jun 29th
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Anonymous asked: I just wanted to tell you I used your recipe for Lemon and Vanilla bean pancakes this morning for my whole family and it was a huge hit! Thanks
Jun 29th
Anonymous asked: re: the Lazy Lemon & Vanilla Bean Pancakes, does the lemon zest alone give a strong lemon flavor? i'm nervous about adding a dash of lemon juice and ruining the batter *tears* but i love all things lemony
Jun 29th
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nerdferguson asked: Do you enjoy Peanut Butter Twix?
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