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i love tacos, cooking, good sleep, good music, shoes, nerdy shit, funny shit, thighs, skittles, phallic extensions and Big K.R.I.T. Don't look for any deep shit here, this is strictly for me to have fun and post silly shit that makes me laugh.

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- Ask me shit but READ the damn FAQ first, shit!
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FAQ:

1. What type of camera do you use? (Canon EOS 60D)
2. What cup size do you wear? (same size as your mom's)
3. Can I motorboat you? (no)
4. Where do you get the gifs you use? (all over the internet *shocker*)
5. Will you follow me on tumblr? (sure, but i follow work-safe tumblrs only)
6. Will you follow me on twitter? (probably not)
7. Where's the Cayenne Pepper tea recipe? HERE

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Anonymous Asks:

do you ever eat fast food like taco bell, BK, MCD's, etc? or do you cook all zay urry zay?

kanyebreast Said:

yes i cook, but i love popeyes. i will always love and be here for popeyes. i’ve been to steak n shake 3 times since i’ve been to ATL, but my boyfriend and i were high as fuck at like 4am, so it was outta pure desperation and laziness. i don’t really fuck with it anymore, its pretty gross. i dont eat mcdonalds, bk, taco bell, or any of those other disgusting realms of chemically enhanced $1 horsemeat.

Anonymous Asks:

guy im crushing on gave me his number and said hit him up. i texted him mine and he hasnt reached out. should i hit him up again or leave it be? torn between going after what i want and making him work.

kanyebreast Said:

i mean, how long has it been? if its been a week and nothing, let it go. if a dude really wants to talk to you, he’ll talk to you.

Anonymous Asks:

how do you feel about masturbation?

kanyebreast Said:

i feel good when i do it.

Anonymous Asks:

lets say you wanna make a slow-jams cd.. what songs would you put on there?

kanyebreast Said:

Anonymous Asks:

Is it true or not that when you are on your period if you use a big tampon, it make you looser even though you are a virgin

kanyebreast Said:

Anonymous Asks:

I am on a trip and will be spending some time apart from my man. I want to cook him a really good meal when I get back and all your recipes look fucking amazing. What's the best " I missed your dick so much boo i wanna cook your ass a nice meal then fuck you like crazy until you get hungry again and we eat the leftovers " dish to make?

kanyebreast Said:

definitely the signature spaghetti

Anonymous Asks:

I am always curious when I am giving my boyfriend head if he would like it if I ate his ass. (the smart thing of me to do would be ask him...lol, i know, but I kinda want it to be a surprise when it happens) He LOOOOOOVES eating my ass so I figured he wouldn't mind if I did...I've asked my male friends if they like it and surprisingly, they said they enjoyed it. Have you ever done so? Any tips?

kanyebreast Said:

i’m not putting my mouth on a niggas asshole, or anybody’s asshole for that matter. he better get his mama to lick his dirty ass doodoo hole.

Anonymous Asks:

im 23, female and never masturbated before any advice on how-tos?

kanyebreast Said:

Anonymous Asks:

what does pretty pussy look like? This may sound weird but i think mine is ugly. How can i make it pretty?

kanyebreast Said:

in order for your vagina to be pretty, it has to look like Amber Rose’s. if it doesn’t, it’s ugly as fuck. try vaginoplasty.

Anonymous Asks:

What do u use on your skin for everyday

kanyebreast Said:

in the morning i wash my face with Murad’s Clarifying Cleanser. then follow up w/ the rest of the line (toner, moisturizer, etc.). I use Philosophy’s Hope in a Jar moisturizer at night.

as far as makeup, the only thing i use now (and have been for the past 3 years, is MAC Mineralized Skinfinish in Dark. its extremely light coverage, i don’t need much. my face doesn’t get nearly as oily as it used to since i’ve been using my Clarisonic. my pores have shrunken dramatically.

Anonymous Asks:

I am 22 and I am dating a 36 year old (with 4 kids). Recently, I found out that he was having sex with his ' best friend ' for about two months before we were officially together. We were still talking though. She approached me and told me what happened, and said " he told me he loved you and that you would always come before me" and my response was " so u kept fucking him?"....i'm saying all this to say that he apologized. she has a new man. but i'm still hurt. how do I move past this?

kanyebreast Said:

quick question, is your father in your life at all, and do you have a great relationship with him?

Anonymous Asks:

You boo mind of you fuck girls too, or nah?

kanyebreast Said:

thefat-illnana Asks:

you cook a bunch of yummy amazing food that i am definitely going to try to recreate since i love your blog & im trying to learn how to cook and not to mention the fact that i feel like your my best friend in my head ( you're HILARIOUS ) But how do you keep your figure nice? Do you workout or have some sort of regimen? Or are you just blessed with great Genes?

kanyebreast Said:

Anonymous Asks:

Show dem nipples

kanyebreast Said:

Anonymous Asks:

Not really a question, but, as fine as your are I think I would have a great time just hanging out with you. You seem so open and honest, you're funny as hell, and you make big ass chocolate chip cookies! lol (Though the thought of motorboating your tits would cross my mind)

kanyebreast Said: