Ratchetesque

in order for your vagina to be pretty, it has to look like Amber Rose’s. if it doesn’t, it’s ugly as fuck. try vaginoplasty.

in the morning i wash my face with Murad’s Clarifying Cleanser. then follow up w/ the rest of the line (toner, moisturizer, etc.). I use Philosophy’s Hope in a Jar moisturizer at night.

as far as makeup, the only thing i use now (and have been for the past 3 years, is MAC Mineralized Skinfinish in Dark. its extremely light coverage, i don’t need much. my face doesn’t get nearly as oily as it used to since i’ve been using my Clarisonic. my pores have shrunken dramatically.

quick question, is your father in your life at all, and do you have a great relationship with him?

how bout this, i know a bunch of single and willing women who’d love to take a swing at his balls…either give me his info so i can pass it along to them OR man up and ask that man out!

i like niggas who do this

you gotta find ways to get the spark back that remind each other why you fell in love in the first place. relationships, no matter how great they are, can always dull once two people get comfortable and remain stagnant. you start arguing over little shit, fussing over nothing, being annoyed by each other, it can be a mess. trust me, i’ve been there. even with my current boyfriend. but our friendship is really what held us together thru our mini rough patch. 

most importantly, tell her how you feel. sit her down and tell her that you miss what you had and want it back, that you’re tired of the arguing, you just wanna be happy and work on things. if she says she wants to work on shit too, then boom. you’ve already jumped the first major hurdle. if she shows no interest in saving the relationship, then it’s time to move on. sometimes things fade if the foundation isn’t that strong — not saying your foundation isn’t strong, but if it is, it’s worth saving. two people who may not get along for a short period of time, but still love each other deeply and both want things to get better, can’t be stopped.

when you guys talk, does she ever initiate the conversation? meaning, does she call you or text you FIRST? 

if she does, go for it.

if she doesn’t, i still say go for it, but be slick about it. next time yall are talkin and vibin, ask her if she’s seen a movie or gone to an event/show/concert/whateverthefuck that you both might be interested in, then invite her along. 

for example:

you: “Hey Bonquisha, wassup girl, what you doin?”

her: “Hey Anferknee, chillin, watchin a movie, how are you?”

you: “Oh i’m good, what movie you watchin?”

her: “Some Tyler Perry shit, its pretty wack tho. I’d rather be watching something funny.”

you: “Yeah I’m a big fan of comedies, have you seen The Campaign? It’s hilarious, you should check it out”

her: “Oh I love that movie! I’m a huge Will Farrell fan!”

you: “Oh word? well you know Anchorman 2 comin out soon, you wanna go check it out with me?”

her: “Sure, i’d love to!”

or

her: “Nah, I gotta wash my hair. Thanks anyway though.”

sometimes women reject a man all based on surface shit. how he approached us initially, or whatever, we can say no quite easily. then we can later get to know that same person and feel stupid for rejecting him. just ask her out again, but don’t be weird and nervous about it. if she says no, then you know for CERTAIN, that she just isn’t into you and you can focus on a lady who wants your attention and company. swallow your pride and go for it.